POV: you are fighting iShafty and he uses the plush boost but accidentally gives you the speed boost as well and then you run circles around him until he has birds flying around his head like a looney toons character then you avada kadavra him but then you get banned from beyond the grave
Day 3 of being banned from KitPVP. I have gone to Woolies and bought 8 kilos of mushrooms. I painted half of them red with lead paint. I am going to make 30 soups and drink them all while running my head into the wall while wearing one of those nose/glasses/mustache disguise things to simulate straight lining on my alts.