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Bullying AstroStqr V2 (Puns)

Sara7645

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#1
Welcome back to the now weekly edition of Bullying Astro with Puns! (jk who has the time for that) anyways,
BACKSTORY:
Astro and I were hanging around on the creative server, which is now pretty empty. He was building a massive tree, which looked kinda like the other tree he built, just with different colored leaves! But that doesn't matter. So here I sat on the Monday afternoon, bored, out of ideas, helping astro with his tree, (which shows how bored i was) when I saw the perfect opportunity to enlighten Astro with some more amazing puns! But not any random puns this time! I decided to put my english lessons to use and apply what I've learned to help me form the exact moment when the joke would be the most entertaining. So i went, embarking on my journey to accomplish the perfect jokes. I had google ready with "top tree puns" and so I went. The following images were planned to the exact moments of when I would perform the jokes. Enjoy.


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PRESENT:
Ive learned Astro still dislikes puns with a passion from this! But that didnt stop me from giving one last joke to him!
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Even though I got kicked from Astro's plot, I will continue to enlighten him with puns and jokes with the power of /msg! Share your top jokes with Astro whenever you see him online! Join the revolution!

-Sara :D
 

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#2
Stop using my name as clickbait !
 

Edou_

I build stuff
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#3
hahaha amazing
 

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#5
I find this very In-tree-guing
Those puns are Oak-Kay
 

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#6
These jokes make me want to delete my forums account
 
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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can’t helium

And you can’t curiam

You might as well barium
LolXD
 

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#9
Good job sara
 

AstroStqr✧

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#12
Reported for harassment and posting images without consent
 

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#14
@AstroStqr why don't blazes ever make businesses? because they keep firing People!
 

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#16
Good job!
I have a great one for you:
Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: Because it was too tired.
 

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#19
hm. they could use some sprucing up.
*astro has leafed the chat*
lol gj
 

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#20
BACKSTORY:
Astro and I were hanging around on the creative server, which is now pretty empty. He was building a massive tree, which looked kinda like the other tree he built, just with different colored leaves! But that doesn't matter. So here I sat on the Monday afternoon, bored, out of ideas, helping astro with his tree, (which shows how bored i was) when I saw the perfect opportunity to enlighten Astro with some more amazing puns! But not any random puns this time! I decided to put my english lessons to use and apply what I've learned to help me form the exact moment when the joke would be the most entertaining. So i went, embarking on my journey to accomplish the perfect jokes. I had google ready with "top tree puns" and so I went. The following images were planned to the exact moments of when I would perform the jokes. Enjoy.
ngl this made me laugh lol. Im sure Astro wood kill you if he had the chance. Ok I got to leaf now.
 
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