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The 10 Strafe Commandments (by IFarted/Dillbedoin)

NegativeKB

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#1
Commandments 1:
Any Strafe attempting or successfully killing a Strafe, is subject to a punishment of a 1-5 MINUTE untruce of ALL Strafes! Depending of sentence by the player killed.

Commandments 2:
Any Strafe with an active bounty of 200 coins or above, is not to be challenged to a kill (no kill stealing!) Punishment for breaking this law is subject to a 2 MINUTE+ untruce decided by the bounty holder.

Commandments 3:
If two players have bounties, one player has a higher bounty, the player with the higher bounty is subject to Law 2. If two players have the same bounty, Law 2 does not apply.

Commandments 4:
Any player that hits a strafe more than 3 times with hand/soup, they are subject to a kill.

Commandments 5:
In a Strafe vs Strafe fight, if one Strafe runs from the other to avoid being killed without a reasonable doubt, the offender is subject to a maximum of 2 MINUTES untruce of ALL STRAFES sentenced by the one being ran from.

Commandments 6:
Anyone caught killing a Strafe while said player is typing and/or AFK is subject to maximum 5 MINUTE untruce.

Commandments 7:
Any Strafe caught/exposed for cheating will be subject to not being allowed to use Strafe Law against another player.

Commandments 8:
Strafe Law
will not be in effect during server events. (Team Fight, Kill The King, etc.)

Commandments 9:
If a Strafe Law seems unfair, needs edited, added, or removed, please contact Dillbedoin/IFarted and/or NegativeKB.

Commandments 10:
Failure to abide by Strafe Law is punishable by a 24 hour untruce from all Strafes.
 

SweetCreme

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#2
Welp Time to Switch to Hydra:devilish:
 

Fancy_Dinners_

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#3
Dam these liberals coming up with new strafe laws.
 

Bubble1118

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#4
yes i like
 

AstroStqr✧

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#5
Congrats kitpvp is now more team oriented than an ffa
 

litprism

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#7
this is cringe post farm, kitpvp is basically smp arena
 

connoreggs

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#9
Where are the dubstep commandments?
 

Worthiy

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#13
lmao tf is this neg
 

offcolored

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#18
sorry i don't speak strafe could you translate this into dubstep :/
 
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