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#1
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Hey guys, I was trying to think of spicy minecraft related dicussions we could have. So I decided why not go with funny minecraft puns / jokes.
Just post the best puns or jokes you can think of and try to have a good time.
Here I'll even post a second one for the road.

A creeper decided to go to an amusement park, I guess he had a blast.
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#2
this is real content
 

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#3
this is real content
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Thank you. I try my best.
I'll hit you up with another spicy pun.
Hold onto your seat

What did one slime say to the other?
Just stick with me!
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#4
These puns are so bad I might have to block you


I regret all my life choices
 

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#5
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Thank you. I try my best.
I'll hit you up with another spicy pun.
Hold onto your seat

What did one slime say to the other?
Just stick with me!
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i'll hit you with a good pun

are u a creeper because you're a creep jk lol ily bye
 

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#6
These puns are so bad I might have to block you


I regret all my life choices
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Please don't. Trust me I'll make it up to you with this one.

Glass has such a big hitbox.
It's hardly a pane to use.

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Please don't. Trust me I'll make it up to you with this one.

Glass has such a big hitbox.
It's hardly a pane to use.

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It... it was a pun it itself
And... no
What even is this thread xD
 

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#9
It... it was a pun it itself
And... no
What even is this thread xD
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Tough crowd, I understand. Don't worry this one will blow you off your seat.

Dirt jokes are just.. dirty

Why did the sheep have a hard time with his blind date.
He was a bit sheepish.

Please love me
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#10
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Alright lads Imma hit you with the wholesome content of puns.

A man and a woman are on a date when they pass by an enchantment table.
The man looks to the woman and says loudly, "your eyes sparkle like the moon, I guess you can say I've been enchanted by you"


Why are minecraft players not allowed to visit the pub?
They're all a bunch of miners


If there was a minecraft movie.
It'd be a massive blockbuster.


Two people are trying to figure out where their friend lives.
The first person turns to his friend and shakes his head. "He lives right down the block!"


This is all I got for now. So sorry, I hope you enjoyed!
Please leave your best jokes/puns when you can.
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